21 Hilarious “Laws of the Office”

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  1. If you can’t get your work done in the first 24 hours, work nights.
  2. Don’t be irreplaceable, if you can’t be replaced, you can’t be promoted.
  3. It doesn’t matter what you do, it only matters what you say you’ve done and what you’re going to do.
  4. After any salary raise, you will have less money at the end of the month than you did before.
  5. The more you put up with, the more you are going to get.
  6. You can go anywhere you want if you look serious and carry a clipboard.
  7. When the bosses talk about improving productivity, they are never talking about themselves.
  8. If at first you don’t succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a fool about it.
  9. There will always be beer cans rolling on the floor of your car when the boss asks for a ride home from the office.
  10. Keep your boss’s boss of your boss’s back.
  11. Everything can be filed under “miscellaneous.”
  12. Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn’t the work he/she is supposed to be doing.
  13. Important letters that contain no errors will develop errors in the mail.
  14. If you are good, you will be assigned all the work. If you are really good, you will get out of it.
  15. You are always doing something marginal when the boss drops by your desk.
  16. People who go to conferences are the ones who shouldn’t.
  17. If it wasn’t for the last minute, nothing would get done.
  18. At work, the authority of a person is inversely proportional to the number of pens that person is carrying.
  19. When you don’t know what to do, walk fast and look worried.
  20. No matter how much you do, you never do enough.
  21. The last person that quit or was fired will be held responsible for everything that goes wrong.